The Week’s Best Sellers & Deals, From Dyson Vacs To Vans Collabs
Amazing offers on all of our favorite products.
Greetings, crispy little autumn leaves! Welcome to another installment of Sale Section Bingo, where we search furiously through our bingo boards for only the tightest stuff that is a big deal. OK this week if you see what we mean. Collect those extra dollars in your piggy bank and use them to buy a deep tissue massage! You’re worth it.
This week’s top selling finds include a plethora of cool street wear, the inline skates you wanted to start riding on, a full emergency survival kit, and a billion percent fan-fave vibrator. . Enjoy!
A zipped electric bike at $ 200 off
Yes, some e-bikes, especially the silliest folding bikes you see more often between technicians’ legs, have a good rating on the cringe. But have you ever ridden one of those spirited little bastards? They’re actually incredibly practical and fun, especially for city dwellers who don’t want to show up sweat-drenched to a date or function. This Velowave (manufacturer of several electric bike models) the hybrid bike – which means you pedal a bit and the battery gives you a big boost, even on the hills – is the # 1 hybrid bike on Amazon right now, and that’s a huge discount of $ 200 if you cut this coupon. Another big bonus: It weighs just 36 pounds, which is much lighter (and easier to maneuver on apartment stairs) than most of its competition.
A psychedelic rug we wanna trip over
Novogratz makes some of our all-time favorite retro rugs and furniture, and this flat weave number is no exception. It manages to be both a sexy mid-century statement piece and a neutral decor piece that will go with anything. And this week, it’s 62% off.
The Vans collaboration, we can’t get out of our heads
OK, Vans has some super solid collaborations, from their Bad Brains Sk8-His their colorful kitchen shoes with Hedley & Bennett. But we love that for this team with London-based record The Trilogy Tapes, we get the iconic LX Chukka with subtle upgrades, from the TTT logo on the midsoles to the dark olive green suede uppers (or black, if you are the type who only takes black kicks). Right now, they’re largely discounted, and you can get an additional 20% off at checkout.
A camping chair that weighs just two pounds
Yes, you heard right. This airy little brother weighs the same as a hearty Mission-style burrito and folds up into a carrying case that goes with you anywhere and everywhere: the desert, the forest, the beach, the movie screening at Hollywood Forever Cemetery.
Harrison Ford would be proud
These Bladerunner inline skates feature a supportive shell, padded liner and easy-to-close system. They’re great on sale and they’ll get you from point A to point B in the funniest way possible (although we can’t promise they won’t be lost in time like tears in the rain).
A mini clitoral toy that looks like an A + cunnilingus
We know a thing or two about sex toys that feel like they are getting an excellent oral, and Better Love makes a number of the best examples of clitoral suction cups and swirls. This pocket number is perfect for stashing in your nightstand or taking with you when traveling, and the reviews, uh, speak for themselves. Here is a choice: “I had my first orgasm with the Mini Zip! It CHANGED MY LIFE! I squirted and all. I can’t believe it. I’m 28 (29 in 3 weeks) and I thought i was broken because i couldn’t cum. Well it turns out men unfortunately don’t cut it and that’s it. BUY NOW. “OK, okay, we’ll do it !!! Especially since it’s 73% off right now.
A picnic table for squirrels
That’s it. This is the product. Complete with a “fun mirror” and a “corn cob stand,” this thing is pretty much guaranteed to provide hours of Chip ‘n Dale: Ranger Rescuestyle entertainment.
In case your in-laws show up unexpectedly
We are no strangers to the beautiful and deranged world of the (relaxed) preparation for the end of the world, so trust us when we say this AOKIWO 200 Piece Emergency Survival Kit is exactly what the doctor ordered (provided your doctor ordered military knife, saber card, tactical pen , a multi-function paracord bracelet, a first aid kit and much more, much more stuffed in a military grade nylon bag which is on saaaaaale).
To decorate your bed when you finally take your mattress off the floor
The beautifully designed interior design of West Elm, vaguely Mid-Century, still feels like the first step to becoming a true adult with your OWN APARTMENT ™ ™ ™, and building a comfortable and aesthetic bed should be the top priority. If you are not the type to change your duvet cover regularly, a good compromise is to take a duvet that you can drape over your duvet for an air of sophistication. This one is made from linen, features timeless stripes in a pretty neutral beige, and is hell.
Disclaimer: Do not attempt to sculpt
This cast iron pumpkin casserole dish is a perfect statement for both a Friendsgiving banger in the desert and a parent-meet-your-new-boyfriend night. It’s also, like, half the price.
Your stopwatch is on time Jerry
If you spend a lot of time working hard in painting (tie-dyeing) then this discounted Chinatown Market X Grateful Dead Border Banana Basketball is for you.
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And what other flag are you going to run and wave after you lock your Olympic gold medal?
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Waffles sold separately
This Everlane Waffle Tie Dye Tee is a perfect summer-fall transitional piece that says “I’m chic enough to shop at Everlane, but I’ve tried mushrooms too.” Oh, and it’s high time for RN sales.
For a masterful sucking
Dyson makes the right vacuums. The Dyson V8 Absolute vacuum features a soft roller cleaning head for hard floors and a motorized cleaning head to remove dirt, weed crumbs and dandruff (I laugh) rugs. It also lasts up to 40 minutes on a charge, so you can kick off an entire murder podcast and pretend you’re off while you clean the house. Plus, it’s $ 70 off right now.
We are going to have to ask you a few questions
First of all, where was your ass on the night of the 14th? If the answer is not “to be splashed gently by a high-tech bidet”, we have business to finish. No bidet in the house? What a horrible life you have to live. JK — we don’t have plug in our ass blasters until recently, and we couldn’t be happier with our purchase. (More, they are not all super expensive.) Bio Bidet is seeing insane sales on some of its top sellers, including $ 174.75 on the Bio Bidet Bliss remote control toilet seat and $ 162.25 on the side panel version.
Sniff the savings! See you next week.
The game room staff independently selected all of the items featured in this story.